Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LOL. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Obama In Florida Hating On The Miami Heat Because The Chicago Bulls Lost The NBA Championships


Barack Obama
 
President Barack Obama was in Miami yesterday, begging for money via soliciting campaign donations and resentfully congratulating the Miami Heat, hating that his favorite team, the Chicago Bulls, did not win the NBA championships. Deal with it.


Miami Heat

Obama kept calling the Miami Heat "the Miami Heats" which he knows is incorrect, as he is a basketball fan and likes to pretend he can play like NBA legend Michael Jordan, who played for the Chicago Bulls. Regarding the Heat, you know you’re doing something right when even the president is hating on you.


Miami Heat

Miami shouldn’t give him any money for calling them the Heats (LOL). What if people in Miami decided to be smart alecks and start calling the team "the Chicago Bullses" or "the Chicago Bull" or referring to their top star Derek Rose, as Derek Roses - not to mention, rather than saying Obama, stating Baracks Obamas. Two can play that game, pardon the pun (LOL).

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Justin Bieber Is Trying To Play Golf And The Results Unlike Him Are Not Pretty

 

Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: RS/X17)

Somebody lied to Justin Bieber and told him he could play golf and let’s just say the results, were a patent disaster. Bieber was spotted in Los Angeles engaging in odd, ungraceful movements while trying to play what is usually a relaxing and elegant game.


Bieber can dance like a swan, but his form in golf is somewhat scary

Golf is a graceful sport that requires skill and finesse. A hair toss does not help, as Bieber found out the hard way. Neither does singing "Baby" to the ball. Bieber had all the grace of a swan...that had been dropped on its head one too many times or sailed into a plate glass wall.

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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

A Movie Is Being Made About The Phone Hacking Scandal But Doubts Linger Over Who Should Play Rupert Murdoch


Rupert Murdoch

According to the London Evening Standard, a film is being made about the Leveson hearings, into the phone hacking scandal that has engulfed the lawbreaking Murdoch family and its company News Corp. The film will be based on the book "Good Times, Bad Times" by Sunday Times editor Sir Harold Evans.


Russell Crowe my butt

Australian actor, Russell Crowe, has been suggested for the role of media maggot, Rupert Murdoch, which is laughable. Crowe is good looking, so that automatically disqualifies him from the role. I'll tell you who should play Murdoch - Satan, that's who. Only the devil could do that kind of evil role justice.

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Crazy Madonna Has Tour Dressing Rooms Sanitized To Remove Her DNA That Some Think She Is Too Old To Leave


And she wonders why bloggers and audiences make fun of her. She looks disgusting and vulgar.

Lunatic pop star, Madonna, who Joan Rivers stated is "about 108" years-old, crazily has a team of people wipe and sanitize dressing rooms after she is through with them on her current faltering concert tour (does she even leave DNA anymore). That's funny, because one of my relatives always says Rivers is "about 100" years-old.

Rivers stated, "Madonna, stop it already, you're 108. Madonna as a cheerleader? What school does she go to? Our Lady of Osteoporosis? She looks like she flunked 10th grade 48 times." Ouch! Madonna refuses to dress in a dignified manner and looks 15-years-old than her 54-years. She's nuts to think dressing and behaving like that would not provoke ridicule and laughter.

 

She is embarrassing herself, but insanely doesn't see it. You'd have to be crazy to dress like that, with the end result being what  you see in that photo.

She is also absolutely insane to do a DNA wipe. She clearly thinks a lot of herself, why I don't know. Really, who in their right mind would want Madonna's corrupt, deranged DNA. She is nothing but a promiscuous, untalented, unattractive, overrated thief.  She can't sing like Whitney Houston, act like Meryl Streep nor does she look like Halle Berry or Megan Fox, so who would really want her DNA. 

Furthermore, the amount of STDs that have probably embedded themselves in her genetic code, due to a high level of infection that occurred from sleeping with so many people, should be enough to alarm the Center for Disease Control.


Hahahaha! Major fail. She needs to cover it up already, before it involuntarily hits the floor. She's certainly no J-Lo. 

As mentioned above, Madonna is being mocked for dressing up like a cheerleader and constantly exposing her unattractive, manly flesh. Pop star Kylie Minogue, who has aged more gracefully, stated of Madonna's terrible dress sense, "No - just no."

Madonna looks crazy and creepy dressed as a cheerleader. She thinks it's hot, but it's not. It's one of the weirdest, most unnatural things to hit a concert stage - a grandmother looking cheerleader trying to shake and expose her butt. 

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Monday, June 18, 2012

Madonna Grosses Out Internet By Flashing Her National Geographic Breast And Boy Butt


The pictures of Madonna get much worse than this (scary, I know)

On a recent tour stop, desperate 54-year-old pop tart Mandonna, er, Madonna, terrified an unsuspecting audience and the internet by default, via flashing her National Geographic breast and boy butt. Thankfully, the Judiciary Report did not witness the carnage, but read about it instead in the newspaper. 

Why that nut feels the need to do such a thing, when she is old enough to be a grandmother, is beyond comprehension. This is what happens when a so-called singer has no talent - gimmicks all the way to try to blind blight and distract audiences. You're not hot.

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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Justin Bieber Has Finally Transformed Into The King Of Pop Michel Jackson



Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Big Pictures Photo)

Pop singer Justin Bieber, who strives to be the new king of pop, since the passing of Michael Jackson in 2009, from a pharmaceutical drug overdose, just moved one step closer to his goal. The Bieber was seen wearing a surgical mask in public, an item favored by Jackson.

Michael Jackson

He is even sampling Jackson's music on his new album "Believe." Will Bieber get a Geri Curl next? (I sure hope so LOL). How about a sequined glove? Will he buy his own monkey or perhaps dangle a baby from a hotel balcony?" As the slogan goes, "Inquiring minds want to know."

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

What Would Be A Good Title For The Forthcoming Movie On News Corp's Rebekah Brooks


Rebekah Brooks crying beside her husband Charlie Brooks after being charged with crimes in the phone hacking scandal. The prosecutor in the case, referred to her husband by his government name of "Charles Brooks." When the government does that you know you're in trouble (Photo Credit: Alan Davidson).

It was announced at the Cannes Film Festival in France that there is a planned biopic on Rupert Murdoch's top News International/News Corp executive, Rebekah Brooks, who resigned under a cloud of suspicion in the phone hacking scandal. Brooks is in a continued state of disbelief, over being arrested twice, then charged in the phone hacking case. 

The Judiciary Report would like to offer up a few title suggestions for the forthcoming film. One could call it "Red" but that's already taken, as is "Fall Guy" which would be appropriate (*looks at guilty Rupert Murdoch*). Another possible title is "Why I Shouldn't Have Listened To Rupert Murdoch Or Listened In To Other People's Conversations" (lengthy but funny). My personal favorite is "Babbling Brook(s)" a pun on her name and talkativeness in trying to worm her way out of trouble.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Justin Bieber Accidentally Flashes His Underwear At Crowd During Concert

 

Arrest him officer for flashing his unmentionables 

Pop star Justin Bieber has a habit of wearing his pants below his backside. It recently backfired, leading to him accidentally flashing his fans his underwear during a concert. The Judiciary Report has been warning Bieber about pulling his little pants up and now looks what's happened. Those little girls don't need to see your business. 

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Justin Bieber flashes innerwear during gig 

London, May 15, 2012 - Baby hitmaker Justin Bieber is ready with his third album Believe. Its first single Boyfriend has got good reviews. Singer Justin Bieber shocked his fans by flashing his innerwear during a concert. The Baby hitmaker was performing at a venue in Carson, California during the weekend when his low-slung jeans slipped down his thighs, revealing his white boxer shorts... 

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Obama In Trouble With Fellow Democrats As Inmate Scores Almost As Many Votes As He Does


Barack Obama: oh snap!

The next story is a real dozy and one that should alarm President Barack Obama. According to ABC News, in the southern state of West Virginia, "More than 40 percent of Democrats voting chose to cast their ballot for Keith Russell Judd, an inmate at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Beaumont, Texas, where he’s doing time for extortion and threats made at the University of New Mexico in 1999."

The article goes on to state, "Judd scored 42.28 percent of the vote — or 49,490 votes — compared with President Obama with 57.72 percent, or 67,562, according to unofficial state results."

What did Judd do to get on the ballot, you ask? According to the Associated Press, he paid the "$2,500 fee" and filed "a form known as a notarized certification of announcement."

You just can't make stuff like this up. However, President Obama is probably wishing you could, because it reveals his popularity has plummeted to the point that even an inmate and one with a mullet might I add, received that many votes against him in a primary.  


Keith Russell Judd

What will this mean for Obama in the November presidential elections. Is the predicted landslide loss on the way (rhetorical). What happens when Obama has to run against the presumed Republican nominee for president, Mitt Romney, who is the former Governor of Massachusetts and a wealthy businessman, with um, no criminal record.

Obama should have reduced the deficit and raised taxes on the rich, this would have created surpluses and more money to create jobs and pay for education, among other things. Then he wouldn't be in this predicament now, with six months to go until the next election and a bad economy to show for it. The Judiciary Report kept harping on these things for a reason from the moment Obama took office. The continued deteriorated state of the economy proves why.

Side Bar: I would cry if someone with a mullet, mohawk or frohawk (afro mohawk) nearly beat me in a political race. Life just wouldn't seem fair (LOL).

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Friday, April 20, 2012

Miley Cyrus And Demi Moore's New Dud Film Being Pushed Out Of Theatres Before Release

"LOL"

Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore's new, strange looking film "LOL" is in trouble before it even hit the theatres (LOL = Laughing Out Loud). "LOL" indeed as the joke is on them. Reports indicate the movie was shelved, but is being given a limited release after discussions (see: temper tantrums, threats). This will come as another blow to Moore, who is struggling under a bitter and acrimonious divorce from actor Ashton Kutcher.'

Miley Cyrus has gotten involved Demi Moore and Madonna's Kabbalah and recently denied Jesus, which turned off many people (and her sales).

Due to a bad image and negative press online, all of Moore's films have been bombing, making her a box office risk, which contributed to poisoning this picture. For the studio to pull out at the last minute, abstaining from a full release, states they have no confidence in the film and wish to save the $20,000,000 - $30,000,000 it will take to properly promote and deliver it to theaters in wide release.