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Showing posts with label uh oh. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Justin Bieber Is Trying To Play Golf And The Results Unlike Him Are Not Pretty

 

Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: RS/X17)

Somebody lied to Justin Bieber and told him he could play golf and let’s just say the results, were a patent disaster. Bieber was spotted in Los Angeles engaging in odd, ungraceful movements while trying to play what is usually a relaxing and elegant game.


Bieber can dance like a swan, but his form in golf is somewhat scary

Golf is a graceful sport that requires skill and finesse. A hair toss does not help, as Bieber found out the hard way. Neither does singing "Baby" to the ball. Bieber had all the grace of a swan...that had been dropped on its head one too many times or sailed into a plate glass wall.

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Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Does Selena Gomez Know Who Justin Bieber Has Cheated On Her With


Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber

Word in Hollywood is "Wizards Of Waverly Place" actress Selena Gomez believes Justin Bieber cheated on her, but is struggling to find out who the person is and people in his circle will not tell her. I thought witches were supposed to be psychic and knew these things (LOL).

The Judiciary Report has it on very good authority Bieber cheated on Gomez, while she was away on work, but he is not confessing what happened, especially to the public. Fair enough, it's their business, but Hollywood talks. 

Imagine that, Gomez threw away her promise ring, once vowing sexual purity until marriage, Bieber also broke his public promise to abstain until his wedding night and now he's cheating on her. Should have kept the ring on...     

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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Justin Bieber Has Finally Transformed Into The King Of Pop Michel Jackson



Justin Bieber (Photo Credit: Big Pictures Photo)

Pop singer Justin Bieber, who strives to be the new king of pop, since the passing of Michael Jackson in 2009, from a pharmaceutical drug overdose, just moved one step closer to his goal. The Bieber was seen wearing a surgical mask in public, an item favored by Jackson.

Michael Jackson

He is even sampling Jackson's music on his new album "Believe." Will Bieber get a Geri Curl next? (I sure hope so LOL). How about a sequined glove? Will he buy his own monkey or perhaps dangle a baby from a hotel balcony?" As the slogan goes, "Inquiring minds want to know."

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Someone Needs To Put Stickers On Glass Doors To Stop Justin Bieber From Bumping Into Them And Getting Concussions

 

Is singer Justin Bieber trying to tell if that's glass or simply air before him 

He can sing, spin, pirouette and shake his tail feather, but apparently teen pop singer Justin Bieber can't stop walking into glass doors. Does he have cataracts at age 18. Then why is he walking into glass doors all the time. During a show in France, Bieber walked head on into a glass door and shortly after blacked out for 15 seconds from a concussion. This marked the third time we know of that the Biebs collided with the glass.



 Justin Bieber and girlfriend Selena Gomez 

Boo, glass is a solid. Why try to walk through it. Do what everyone else does and just walk around it. Trust me, it's much safer that way. Leave the glass alone, Justin. It is not your friend. If this keeps up, I have two words for you: brain damage. Seriously, do you want to be like Usher (just kidding).

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Obama In Trouble With Fellow Democrats As Inmate Scores Almost As Many Votes As He Does


Barack Obama: oh snap!

The next story is a real dozy and one that should alarm President Barack Obama. According to ABC News, in the southern state of West Virginia, "More than 40 percent of Democrats voting chose to cast their ballot for Keith Russell Judd, an inmate at the Beaumont Federal Correctional Institution in Beaumont, Texas, where he’s doing time for extortion and threats made at the University of New Mexico in 1999."

The article goes on to state, "Judd scored 42.28 percent of the vote — or 49,490 votes — compared with President Obama with 57.72 percent, or 67,562, according to unofficial state results."

What did Judd do to get on the ballot, you ask? According to the Associated Press, he paid the "$2,500 fee" and filed "a form known as a notarized certification of announcement."

You just can't make stuff like this up. However, President Obama is probably wishing you could, because it reveals his popularity has plummeted to the point that even an inmate and one with a mullet might I add, received that many votes against him in a primary.  


Keith Russell Judd

What will this mean for Obama in the November presidential elections. Is the predicted landslide loss on the way (rhetorical). What happens when Obama has to run against the presumed Republican nominee for president, Mitt Romney, who is the former Governor of Massachusetts and a wealthy businessman, with um, no criminal record.

Obama should have reduced the deficit and raised taxes on the rich, this would have created surpluses and more money to create jobs and pay for education, among other things. Then he wouldn't be in this predicament now, with six months to go until the next election and a bad economy to show for it. The Judiciary Report kept harping on these things for a reason from the moment Obama took office. The continued deteriorated state of the economy proves why.

Side Bar: I would cry if someone with a mullet, mohawk or frohawk (afro mohawk) nearly beat me in a political race. Life just wouldn't seem fair (LOL).

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Monday, April 16, 2012

Pippa Middleton Involved In Gun Scandal While Visiting Paris (Video)

The Palace Comments On The Stories

Pretty, popular Pippa Middleton, the famed sister of Prince William's wife, Kate Middleton, has been caught in a scandal of sorts. It emerged today that as perky Pippa traveled with a male companion through lovely Paris, France, he waved an alleged gun at paparazzi from a convertible car. Bad idea! I don't think that's what the paparazzi mean when they say they want to shoot you.

It was later claimed the gun was a fake, but it was enough to scare some, who turned it into a big story. The royal family declined to fully comment on the matter, stating Middleton is not a royal. This is true, but she and her behind amazingly continues to grab more headlines than her sister. In an indirect way, she is the new Princess Diana, having become the most photographed woman in Britain. Pippa better be careful, as the paparazzi upset the beautiful Briton greatly and had a hand in her sad and tragic death.

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Saturday, April 14, 2012

Obama's Secret Service In Prostitution Scandal During State Visit To Colombia

President Barack Obama in Cartagena, Colombia this week

12 Secret Service agents protecting U.S. President, Barack Obama, during a state visit to Colombia, were apparently using their own protection, as they are now in the midst of a high profile prostitution scandal.

The Secret Service men in question have been recalled from Colombia, host of the "Summit Of The Americas." Articles in the mainstream press state President Obama is very embarrassed by the incident.

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