Crazy Madonna Has Tour Dressing Rooms Sanitized To Remove Her DNA That Some Think She Is Too Old To Leave

And she wonders why bloggers and audiences make fun of her. She looks disgusting and vulgar.

Lunatic pop star, Madonna, who Joan Rivers stated is "about 108" years-old, crazily has a team of people wipe and sanitize dressing rooms after she is through with them on her current faltering concert tour (does she even leave DNA anymore). That's funny, because one of my relatives always says Rivers is "about 100" years-old.

Rivers stated, "Madonna, stop it already, you're 108. Madonna as a cheerleader? What school does she go to? Our Lady of Osteoporosis? She looks like she flunked 10th grade 48 times." Ouch! Madonna refuses to dress in a dignified manner and looks 15-years-old than her 54-years. She's nuts to think dressing and behaving like that would not provoke ridicule and laughter.

 

She is embarrassing herself, but insanely doesn't see it. You'd have to be crazy to dress like that, with the end result being what  you see in that photo.

She is also absolutely insane to do a DNA wipe. She clearly thinks a lot of herself, why I don't know. Really, who in their right mind would want Madonna's corrupt, deranged DNA. She is nothing but a promiscuous, untalented, unattractive, overrated thief.  She can't sing like Whitney Houston, act like Meryl Streep nor does she look like Halle Berry or Megan Fox, so who would really want her DNA. 

Furthermore, the amount of STDs that have probably embedded themselves in her genetic code, due to a high level of infection that occurred from sleeping with so many people, should be enough to alarm the Center for Disease Control.

Hahahaha! Major fail. She needs to cover it up already, before it involuntarily hits the floor. She's certainly no J-Lo. 

As mentioned above, Madonna is being mocked for dressing up like a cheerleader and constantly exposing her unattractive, manly flesh. Pop star Kylie Minogue, who has aged more gracefully, stated of Madonna's terrible dress sense, "No - just no."

Madonna looks crazy and creepy dressed as a cheerleader. She thinks it's hot, but it's not. It's one of the weirdest, most unnatural things to hit a concert stage - a grandmother looking cheerleader trying to shake and expose her butt. 

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Into Another Car Wreck Then Tries To Bribe The Victim

Lindsay Lohan

You know how the Judiciary Report constantly calls Lindsay Lohan a train wreck, well the latter part, wreck, is more fitting than ever. Last week, Lohan crashed a rented Porsche into the back of an 18-wheeler truck in Santa Monica, California and was rushed to the hospital, as she was bleeding and sustained bruises.

Her assistant, who was a passenger in the car, suffered the same. According to reports, Lohan tried to bribe the driver of the 18-wheeler, via a friend, to keep quiet about the incident and take the blame. However, the truck driver blabbed and blamed her. 

So, to keep you up to speed, Lohan has crashed into hedges, hit a baby stroller with a toddler in it, ran over the foot of a man she pulled out of a vehicle to go on a sick car chase through Los Angeles pursuing her terrified assistant that quit her job and has now smashed into the back of an enormous 18-wheeler of all things. 18-wheeler trucks are pretty hard to miss, because they can carry about as much drugs as Lindsay has snorted.

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Lindsay Lohan Crash Truck Driver Claims Bribe Offered for Silence 

 

6/9/2012 8:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF - The guy driving the giant truck that got rear ended by Lindsay Lohan Friday tells TMZ ... LiLo was trying to flee the scene and when he tried to stop her ... her people tried to buy his silence...

James says the Escalade driver and Lindsay's assistant put on a full court press: "Him and the guy took me across the street and told me this was some kind of famous person and they didn't want to be in the media. But I'd already called 911 because they were trying to get away from the scene. But they packed a bag and then the limousine driver told me, 'Don't mention the bag to the cops.'"

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Lindsay Lohan Crash Truck Driver Says It Was ALL HER FAULT 

 

The guy driving the truck Lindsay Lohan smashed into yesterday tells TMZ ... any idea that he is to blame for the accident is pure BS ... and he has the witnesses to prove it was all LiLo's fault...he has multiple witnesses that saw Lindsay "flying" down the highway. James says he couldn't have cut Lindsay off because he was already in the right lane when the accident occurred. James previously told us Lindsay's people tried to bribe him at the scene of the accident in an effort to keep him quiet about the whole thing.

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Scout Willis Is Following In Her Mother's Footsteps Of Being A Drug Addict And Alcoholic

Grumpy and snarling Demi Moore  

The arrest of Scout Willis, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' 20-year-old daughter, for underage drinking in a New York subway and presenting police with a fake ID when questioned, is a reminder of the perils of kids imitating their parents. Demi Moore has used drugs and alcohol over the years, so much so she needed rehab.

Scout Willis

A few months ago, Moore had a well publicized collapse in the presence of her oldest daughter, due to taking drugs. She was rushed to the hospital after falling into an unresponsive state, in trying to take a party drug used by young people. Moore's daughter Scout is an alcoholic, who is also into illegal narcotics, such as MDMA, as evident by her tweets on Twitter admitting to said misconduct. 

Demi Moore's adult "Children of the Corn"

Scout Willis also public stated on Twitter that she hates her parents. Yes, more Hollywood dysfunction, while Demi Moore pretends for the cameras. If she'd spend less time chasing men young enough to be her son, she'd have more time to dedicate to her children. Moore is an embarrassment to her kids, constantly trying to pretend she is 18, dressing like a young prostitute and chasing down every teenage trend that hits pop culture. Learn to age gracefully and pay attention to your kids.

Why Is Rihanna Posting Desperate Photos Of Herself On Social Networking Sites

 

Rihanna looking like an alien

Sense starved, madwoman Rihanna, has posted a number of odd photos to Twitter and Facebook, in her ongoing quest for attention, as there is no merit to her so-called music that is nothing but rip-offs sung by a goat. In one photo posted to another entertainment news site, Rihanna is topless in a river. Another photo, which is not posted here, features Rihanna with a weird look on her face stating she, "Just got laid." Too much information.

Rihanna's brother saw it fit to publish this photo

Rihanna's brother, who looks underage, isn't much better. He posted a lewd photo of himself straddling a girl. I cannot imagine why they would seek to take such sexually inappropriate pictures or publish them to the internet, especially knowing impressionable kids will see the pics. No class! That entire family is crazy and in need of counseling.